Obeanie Baby.

I get it. I can tell you EXACTLY what will stimulate our economy and get us out the recession. Selling and buying Obama merchandise. It seems to have gone to new heights. I’ve seen the authentic plate, the coin, the water bottle, the shirts. People are buying everything Obama. It’s actually pretty absurd. What’s really funny is that people are eating that shit up! We should just put him on the $25 dollar bill already. Like man, people have to be buying this shit. Simple supply and demand. It can possibly be one of two things. Scenario 1: There’s actually a high demand for this shit. Scenario 2: They don’t make enough, therefore making it easier to sell the items out. I’m completely assuming, yet almost convinced that it’s scenario number 1.

Just when I thought it would end at the water bottle, the companies go and market, drum roll please…”Marvelous Malia and Sweet Sasha” Beanie Baby!!! Good job Ty!

And get this, Press Secretary, Katie McCormick Lelyveld responds by saying it’s “inappropriate to use young, private citizens for marketing purposes.”

Ya think?! Macaulay Culkin and Corey Haim could’ve used a statement like that. Anyway, here’s the link.